dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

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thorki-hiddlesworth:

another rousing game of ‘were you in my brother or was my brother in you?’

What kind of shampoo and conditioner do you use?
Anonymous

Whatever is in shower. Lol

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foodffs:

Fudgy Brownie Cookie Dough Ice Cream Sandwiches

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

Artist:
Easton Corbin
Track:
Clockwork
Plays:
3,163 plays
myrandomplaylist → Easton Corbin | Clockwork
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tags: #music

oomshi:

here-there—and—everywhere:

This is the chemical formula for love:

C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2
dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.

It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.

Let that sink in.”