When a homewrecker complains they got homewrecked. All I can think is that you reap what you hoe.

Why do all my popular posts keep ending up on Facebook??

I don’t know why people go out to bars and get shit faced, when they can just stay at home in pajamas and eat an entire pack of Oreos alone.

Riding shotgun in baby’s pickup to the middle of nowhere for the weekend.

I might have to get surgery. I haven’t even paid off last December’s surgery.

Forever in debt.

I’m laying in bed naked eating hot dogs. I can’t understand how I’ve never been on the cover of Maxim.

I know I graduated high school like four years ago and I know my boyfriend is 23, but can I still have prom?

But instead of a stupid limo he just picks me up in his F-250?

I never got that experience and I want it.

If you are so insecure about yourself that you feel the need to trash strangers to feel better you need to reevaluate your attitude.

I ate a sandwich and now I’m in extreme pain.  I hate gluten, I need to cut it out of my diet ASAP. 

Also, I have to pay to get my finger broken.  Who wants to break it for free?

All my bills are paid for next month and my credit card is paid off :)

Plus, I have one more shift left at my job then I start my new full-time job Friday!  First time to have weekends off since I was in high school.

I’m one happy girl.

I quit my job of three years today.

Basically, I have no master and I’m a free elf.

Yesterday my boyfriend died for a couple minutes. Then a few hours later my brother’s truck flipped over an overpass.

I’m so over this weekend. :,(

That awkward moment when someone asks where you got your extensions when you’re not wearing extensions… How unbeweavable.

I remember reading Harry Potter in middle school, but because it was banned at my school I put the Bible cover page on it so the teachers wouldn’t take it away. I never got caught but I’m probably going to hell.